I am in so much trouble...

OK, so I have never claimed to be a green thumb and that is definitely not the reason Dan married me. But would he ever have guessed that it would be this bad! I have a lot of work to do before he gets home.

This is the state of the grass in the backyard. Hey, I am the one that pays the water bill!

Dan so kindly planted lemon cucumbers and tomatoes while he was home. Look what I have done to them...

... and I won't even start on what I have managed to do to the roses.

Hurry home Dan, our yard needs you!